天堂套圈

[Intro - Male Vocal, Robotic, System Broadcast] [cold male vocal, robotic, spoken-sung, no pitch variation] 欢迎来到天堂，请保持安静 领取光圈，按功德值决定 [Intro - Male Vocal, Spoken Word, Nervous] [spoken word, breathy, confused, slowly waking up] 啊..啊...这是哪啊 [Verse 1 - Male Vocal, Anxious] [conversational rap, breathy, slightly rushed] 怎么一片白，还排队排到南天门 前面那个背影，怎么那么熟 等等，那不是她吗，她也在 到我了，我我我，我姓王 [Verse 1 - Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, robotic, minimal pitch variation] 王小明，生前功德……嗯，很悲凉 [Verse 1 - Male Vocal, Defensive] [rap delivery, faster, defensive] 凉？我扶老奶奶过马路，扶了八趟 [Verse 1 - Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan, slight pause before punchline] 那是你为了看她，老奶奶住她楼上 [Verse 2 - Female Vocal, Bright, Surprised] [clear female voice, bright, playful, natural] 王小明？你怎么也在这？ [Verse 2 - Male Vocal, Nervous] [rap, nervous laugh, deflecting] 我……我其实是……来旅游的 [Verse 2 - Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, flat] 别聊了，这边排队，下一位，李小雨 [Verse 2 - Female Vocal, Bright] [clear female voice, cheerful] 到 [Verse 2 - Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, slightly impressed] 生前功德……哇，满格，亮晶晶 [Verse 2 - Male Vocal, Playful] [quick, ad-lib, light] Blink~Blink~ [Interlude - Female Vocal, Melodic, Station Broadcast] [sweet female singing voice, catchy pentatonic melody, warm and playful, four lines] 天堂广播提醒你，插队会被记一笔 光圈领取按顺序，请都排队不要挤 [Verse 3 - Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, bored, listing] 李小雨，光圈 XL，带闪，带蓝牙 这边排队 [Verse 3 - Male Vocal, Expectant] [rap, hopeful] 她生前肯定捐了很多钱，那我的呢 [Verse 3 - Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan] 你的，二手带包浆，前任叫张伟 [Verse 3 - Male Vocal, Confused] [rap, confused, slower] 张伟？我不认识啊 [Verse 3 - Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, dismissive] 我也不认识，擦一擦，也能用 [Verse 3 - Male Vocal, Defeated] [rap, deflated, drawn out] 啊~啊~啊~~ [Verse 3 - Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan, slight guilt] 哎呀，忘了说，可能漏电 [Interlude - Female Vocal, Melodic, Station Broadcast] [sweet female singing voice, catchy pentatonic melody, warm and playful, four lines] 检票进门要仔细，不许捣乱喵了个咪 遵守规则别淘气，否则重新排到下世纪 [Crowd - Spoken Word, Shouting in Background] [distant crowd voice, shouted] 我的光圈怎么是声控的 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, bored instruction] 跳广场舞，它会亮 [Crowd -Male Vocal,Singing Badly] [off-key singing, comedic] 你是我的小呀小苹果 [Crowd - Spoken Word, Background, Older Male] [older male voice, confused] 我的光圈怎么是绿色的 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan] 生前爱炒股，这是股市专用 [Male Vocal, Curious] [rap, curious] 那天堂也割韭菜 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, philosophical deadpan] 不，天堂只割功德，韭菜是凡间 [Interlude - Female Vocal, Melodic, Station Broadcast] [sweet female singing voice, catchy pentatonic melody, warm and playful, four lines] 天堂广播提醒你，插队会被记一笔 遵守规则别淘气，重新排到下世纪 [Verse 4 - Male Vocal, Pleading] [rap, faster, pleading] 我想和她排一个队 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, flat] 申请换光圈，理由 [Male Vocal, Sincere] [rap, emotional] 我想离她近一点 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan] 天堂禁止恋爱 [Male Vocal, Quick] [rap, quick, defensive] 不是禁止，是……是互相照耀 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, bureaucratic] 那叫跨维度情感许可，表格在那边 需要双方生前恋爱证明 [Male Vocal, Deflated] [rap, deflated] 见证人？我谁都没说 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan, turning to girl] 你说了没用，那要女孩来证明 [Verse 5 - Female Vocal, Rising, Confident] [clear female voice, rhythmic, building, accelerating] 证明就证明，我记性不差 你每天七点二十，准时到我楼下 奶奶住四楼，我住三楼 你扶到二楼就抬头，眼神往我窗口丢 [Male Vocal, Embarrassed] [rap, quick, embarrassed] 我以为我藏得深，像特工接头 [Female Vocal, Playful, Accelerating] [clear female voice, faster, teasing] 你藏啥了，全小区的狗都认识你走位和节奏 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, flat, authoritative] 证据成立，但请保持肃静 天堂走廊，禁止撒糖 [Crowd - Spoken Word, Background, Shouting] [distant, excited] 晚了，狗仔光圈开始闪了 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, bureaucratic] 行，跨维度情感许可，表格一式三份 一份给月老，一份给阎王，一份留档给天堂 [Male Vocal, Confused] [rap, confused] 天堂还和阎王联网？ [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan] 生死簿早云同步，别问，问就是5G [Male Vocal, Startled] [rap, startled] 啊~啊~啊~ 怎么又漏电 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan] 正常，爱情都带点麻 [Verse 6 - Male Vocal, Hopeful] [rap, hopeful, softer] 那我下辈子还找她 [Angel - Male Vocal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, deadpan] 下辈子要摇号 [Male Vocal, Determined] [rap, determined] 摇就摇，我先扶老奶奶走八趟 [Female Vocal, Warm] [soft female voice, warm, slight laugh] 别扶了，下辈子我下楼 [Outro - Angel -Spoken Word, Male Volcal, Cold, Robotic] [cold male vocal, flat, calling next] 下一位，张伟 [End]